So. Last night, at around midnight, I get a call from stardroid demanding that I tell her a story about, and I quote, “everyone in the whole world”. I proceeded to read wikipedia pages to her for 10 minutes until she fell asleep and snored into the phone.
yOU ARE LEGITIMATELY A HORRIBLE PERSON I DON’T EVEN REMEMBER CALLING YOU OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU SHARE THIS I’M SO DUMB I’M GOING TO DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT
There’s a kid on this boat and I swear if he doesn’t start chewing with his mouth closed I’m going to throw him overboard.